when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once
i like knowing character ages and heights and birthdays because it makes them feel more real to me and i like that feeling because i’m a fucking nerd
My mood depends on how good my hair looks
a sexuality?? in THIS economy???
All I want in my life is clear skin and a life time supply of witty one liners to be able to constantly crush those I find inferior to me
Mostly the clear skin though